Wednesday, April 30, 2008

grrr...

Dear 600 lb man working on our roof,

Ok, I don't really know that you are 600 lbs, but you sure sound like it. I don't know why you keep tripping right above my head, and creating the loudest thud I have ever heard, but I am beginning to fear that you are going to fall right through the roof and onto my lap. I don't know why you insist on starting work at the crack of dawn either... right outside our window. Also, the constant hammering is getting PRETTY annoying, especially when I am on the phone with customers. Please hurry up with whatever you are doing because you are getting ON MY NERVES. Actually, it doesn't even sound like you are doing real work. It almost sounds like you are walking along, tripping and banging a hammer wherever you choose as you are walking/tripping/jumping/leaping along. I am this close to throwing a fit and yelling at you from my window. So HURRY UP!

Yours truly,

Kristine

6 comments:

Christiana said...

Thats pretty funny. Not distracting at all i'm sure! It seems like wherever you work you have some heavy man there to annoy you in some way. Its a curse!

Gaengy said...

You and Katie have really had the luck this year with the handy men hanging around forever! Hope he does not fall through the roof though!

Shauna said...

how funny would it be if he did, though? SO FUNNY

AnneMarie said...

Yes, if he did fall it would be the best blog ever!

AnneMarie said...

And BTW, Christiane used to sound like a 600lb. man above thundering around when we were in the basement and she was so not 600lb. more like 80lb. So I bet that guy is more like 175lb. Just sayin

Kate said...

Ha ha, I promise! If there is anyone that can relate with this its me! Dear 600 lb man, please leave my Cholo alone!