You look like an idiot... so please stop

People are stupid. I could pretty much just leave it at that, but I think that I will continue for my own joy. Currently, I am sitting in the library trying to write my paper, but I find that I have been easily distracted by the person who is sitting directly across from me. He is listening to his MP3 player and insists on bobbing his head and tapping his fingers on the desk. Why? I ask. Why do you feel like it is necessary to do that? You look like a fool. I seriously wonder if some of the people who choose to do so realize what they really look like. Maybe next time I see someone do that, I am going to be tempted to force them over to a full body mirror so they can see how "cool" they look. Let's just think for a moment what would motivate a person to do this... ok, nothing credible comes to mind. Perhaps they think if they "rock out" then my fellow patrons and I will think he is a HARDCORE rocker. Maybe. Listen buddy, I am going to tell you a secret... you look like an idiot, so please stop. Also, I hate when people can't control the noises that they make while listening to music. Like for example, this "rocker" made interesting moaning sounds or began to breathe rather unusually. As he mouthed the words to the song that he was listening to, I could hear the words as if they were a whisper. Kind sir, I am going to have to ask that you remove your earphones since you obviously can't control yourself. Thank you.